Un.

the canvas is blank

as it always has been

the day has gone dark

and my thoughts are obscene

in a world of people

a new creature is born

Prologue.

There comes a time in your life when you just want to stop being your lazy self, get up from the couch (bed, floor, or wherever you lay the slack of your ass on), and with a swoosh of magic/fairy dust (whichever works), conquer the world. 

...

I mean, who hasn't?

It all starts - and I mean always - with a sinister, maniacal laugh. 

(This is the part where you imagine me laughing in a very evil way.)

Alright. So. This will be the first post from a series related to ME conquering the world. 

(Because really, you can say it just like that. Snap snap. Very easy. As simple as one, two, three.)

Follow the label "Guinevere Conquers the World" in my future posts to keep track of any development/s regarding my evil plan. Because seriously, you wouldn't want to miss out on that.

Have a great day, now, kids. Be good.

Introducing... Us.

Huzzah, one and all. Welcome to our blog (by whichever manner has managed to drag you into this page)! We call ourselves the Closeted Hitlers. I will be sharing this online spotlight with my soul mate, Alanj Nugis.

This blog will serve as our means of expressing our deepest and shallowest thoughts, hopefully not at the same time, on life, society, the norms, and basically anything we set ourselves to. Feel free to roam around and stalk us, you filthy rascals! Muahahahaha!


This is all for now, and until the next post, I leave you with these words:

The world's forgotten, until the world's forgot.

Adieu,

Guinevere.